A beer ALWAYS goes down easy.
it never ask you to recharge the mobile.
You can share a beer with your friends.
beer wont hate u if u r looking for another beer.
You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
When your beer is gone, you just pop another.
Beer looks the same in the morning.
Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
Beer labels don't go out of style every year.
Beer doesn't demand equality.
Big, fat beers are nice to have.(but fat w omen's????)
no one will question u if u r looking for a good beer.
it doesn't live with its mother.
Beer is good for u r health.